Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Brain Tissue

So, a few days ago one of the guys here (we'll call him John), comes in after being away for a few months.  He comes in baring pamphlets.  He doesn't show either myself or Deb the brochures he merely says, "Donation for a Donation...I told them we don't have transportation...so I figure if some of us donate, maybe they will too" and walks away.  We call him back in because we're obviously confused seeing as how we have absolutely no idea what he's talking about.

Now, here's where the strange comes in.  We now HAVE transportation (which he has obviously missed in his absence).  But, he then proceeds to tell us that this company he's holding brochures for want's peoples brains.  And that if we give them our brain, maybe they'll give us... a van?  The jury's still out on that one.  Either way, apparently John felt that he could help us secure transportation by donating his brain, or by getting other members to donate theirs.  Needless to say, John's still around, using his brain.  Wasn't sure if he was hoping they'd wait til he kicked the bucket and then donate to us, or if he was hoping they'd donate in the hopes that he'd have a certain death soon?  Either way, I think the mutual donation is out. 

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Intro

So I've decided to start writing a blog.  The blog will be mainly about the funny, strange, awesome, etc things that happen to me at my job.  As many of you already know, I work at a small mental health facility.  It will stay anonymous to protect those involved.  I already have things I want to write about that have happened in the last two days, so I'm going to skip the intro BS and get right into it.  I hope you all enjoy this as much as I do.  =)